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Top Excuses Pinoys Use When They're Late

Have you ever had one of those days when one thing goes wrong and the rest of the morning seems to follow suit? Sometimes the universe conspires against you and you're the unlucky winner of the late-to-work lottery. But on most days, you're probably sitting at your desk while the day's lottery winner does the walk of tardy shame with one of these classic lines.

Ladies and gentlemen, here are the top excuses pinoys use when they're late.

"Grabe yung traffic ngayon!"

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incredibles stuck (Source: blogs.disney)[/caption]

"I got lost finding this place."

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darth vader
stormtrooper (Source: tumblr)[/caption]

"Ang haba ng pila sa MRT, yun pala nasira!"

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super bowl
waiting (Source: tumblr)[/caption]

"Ang tagal ng roommate ko sa banyo!"

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disney pixar
bathroom (Source:tumblr)[/caption]

"My Uber/Grab took forever. And he didn't even use Waze."

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skeleton
halloweentown (Source: tumblr)[/caption]

"Sorry, my meeting before this ended late."

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house michelle tanner
mornings (Source:tumblr)[/caption]

"Walang parking! I had to park in (insert far place) pa."

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academy (Source: televandalist)[/caption]

"I had to drop off my kids."

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Videos funny fail car
kids (Source: giphy)[/caption]

"May nakalimutan ako sa bahay... Tuloy binalikan ko pa!"

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go go running
late (Source: reactiongifs)[/caption]

"I set my alarm at 5PM instead of AM!!"

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morning sleeping wake
up (Source: giphy)[/caption]

"I was sick this morning."

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girls quotes (Source: sharegif)[/caption]

"I thought everyone would be late because, you know, #FilipinoTime."

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ouch office (Source: fox)[/caption]

BONUS: "The doorknob broke and I couldn't get out of my room."

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doorknob (Source: reddit)[/caption]

Hopefully, today was not one of those days for you!

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out (Source: tumblr)[/caption]

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